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Posted by PhonographClock - August 15th, 2019

Greetings yet again! It is I, the great magician PHONOGRAPHCLOCK! Here to deliver unto you a movie for the most joyous of days on this tired and creaky website!! VOTEACUS FIVEACUS!

The script Golden wrote for this movie was absolutely phenomenal. I remember that fateful day back in 2018, reading it for the first time. I looked up to the sky and a single tear rolled out of my eye. It was then that I knew I had a duty. A purpose. To make this script into the best goddamn movie I could muster. Many a sweat, blood, and tear was viciously poured into this movie. Many a grueling hour slaving away in a grimy old basement, enduring blood clots in my knees and carpal tunnel in my wrists until finally my masterpiece was complete. With Golden's guidance I was enlightened with the true meaning of what it means to be a Clock. It has forever changed me.

With these new experiences under my belt, I'm ready to take it to the next level. I have a movie in the works for next year already, as we speak.


It's probably gonna be okay.

All that aside, I hope you have a most fabulous clock day! Remember to vote five on goddamned everything as written in the commandments, and I'll see you all next year for yet another outing!!!

XOXO Phono <3



Posted by PhonographClock - August 15th, 2018

Happy Clock Day 2018 folks! I actually made a movie!
Granted, I did it in five days but don't worry about that! Movie! There's movie! Watch it here!

The Pink Room is an idea that, when exposed to the light of day, promptly threw itself back into the asshole-shaped abyss from wence it came, and then proceeded to eat a lot of chips ahoy and shit itself into a coma.

That's fancy talk to say that I had a lot more planned for it but due to a planning process that went absolutely nowhere and input from friends that also went absolutely nowhere this is what you get. A shadow of what it could've been, really, but all things considered I think it's better than just punching a goose's head off (nothing can top punching a goose's head off that is a lie)

Anyway, here's an alternate youtube link just in case. Remember to vote 5 on gosh darned everything today!
Have a good one!



Posted by PhonographClock - August 15th, 2017

Hi its me very famous man PhonographClock. I arrive to inform the one person who reads these that I DID make a movie this year, and its just as great as I hoped it would be! Check it out! 

I also decided to just rehash some of my old art and upload it onto the site, all of which can be viewed here. They're not particularily good, but then again, when have I ever been particularily good? (Always)

Alright real talk, its a darn shame I couldn't work on my actual submission since I want to start getting some kind of a series going. After the completion of PhonographClock Explores A Desert, the movie gave me enough material to work with that it opened up this floodgate of ideas and I've been wanting to piss them out all over the website ever since. I just have to commit to pissing in the toilet and not in my pants, if you catch my drift. But I'll worry about that once I get everything sorted out, which could take awhile.

Anyway, Here's a shameless plug for my youtube channel, which also has all of my animations on it as well as some other stuff. Please subscribe so I can feel better about myself thanks.

So yeah thats the deal with me. Happy Clock Day to all and I hope you all enjoy yourselves. Remember to vote 5 on gosh darned everything today. I will make this promise now so that I will have to commit myself to it and you can lynch me if I don't follow through: I will make a new and much better movie for the following year. Two or three if I get ambitious. Remember these words well, because I probably won't. Just...leave a memo for me or something.

See you all next year!


Posted by PhonographClock - August 15th, 2016

Happy Clock Day, everyone! Here's my two movies for Clock Day.

PhonographClock Explores A Desert:

PhonographClock Falls Into A Sewer:

My first Clock Day. What a treat!


Posted by PhonographClock - June 21st, 2016

Look at this wet sopping pile of a donkey's shit.

Phonograph Explores a Desert And Then Shenanigans Happen Also: The Movie.
A dogshit squeezed out by the asscheeks of PhonographClock.
August 15th.

Stay tuned, folks.

Posted by PhonographClock - October 28th, 2015

It's taking a long time, but I swear I will make this shit happen. Not just happen, but legitimately HAPPEN.

Got three flash movies in the works. One of them involves BB10. So that's pretty cool, I guess. Anyway, that's about all there is to type.

I'm gonna go back to not procrastinating now.


Posted by PhonographClock - August 22nd, 2015