Well, it's that time of year again, as it has been every year, on the day that it has always taken place: Happy Clock Day!! We came out with a brand spankin' new collab that I even got the pleasure to participate in, so check it out here!!!:

Sadly, I was not able to complete a personal tribute this year which, as I'm sure you all know, is the highest of dishonours a Clock can bring to their name. That, and I was recently ousted for embezzling funds to a traitor kingdom not too long ago as well as getting involved in cult activities that may be considered blasphemous and conflicting with the Clock Standard-Of-Living™ we're all expected to uphold since our conception. Thus, I'm scheduled to be executed via cliffjumping as this day draws to a close. Unfortunately that means this is the last you'll see from me for the foreseeable future. It's disheartening, but my dissent must be paid for in blood!

Despite my deplorable and unthoughtful actions, I must stress that I am still, and will always remain until my death, endlessly loyal to the Crew and all that it stands for. In no way was my involvement with foreign criminal underworlds and demonic watersports circles out of any resentment for the Clock Crew. I was just foolishly blinded by outside temptations. So please, heed the words of the dying: Let not the fog of misjudgment cloud your mind. Vote Five on all Clock movies on our glorious Day, and bask in the enlightenment they are sure to bring.

I leave all that I own to that girl who bumped into me on the street once and then never saw again. I will never forget you, mi amor.

Thank you all for sticking with me during my 74 years of indentured servitude to the Art of Spam.

I'll see you on the other side!

OXOX

<3 Phono

P.S. Please also wish a very happy birthday to @RandomisedTV (Clock) who is my very good friend and also the current any% speedrun world record holder for The Entropy Centre. Okay. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee.